Monday, March 9, 2009

What Actually Happened!

DoDo:- Overheard Daddy commenting something like "communist bunch of moderators" at 8am! What the woof? I'm still lazing in my bed . . . what is it about this time? . . . . zzzzZZzZZZ

Mum:- Kekekekekeee!! He is banned in a local forum this morning! He now calls it the "super pui club" forum.



DoDo:- Anyway this is the details I gathered through "eavesdropping" . . .

Dad:- ψ(`∇´)ψ

"User "d0gl0v3r" has been banned for not conducting himself appropriately with his correspondences with fellow members even after given several warnings by moderators"

According to Dad, someone posted about her future MIL which "gave" away her dog while they are not at home which is untrue cause she does not even "own" the dog to being with! Dad was pissed off by her irresponsible act of badgering the future MIL plus the lack of information she gave in the initial post. He was warned and had his post edited for "insensitive & harsh" comments by Mod O. "Several warnings"? I think he/she meant "one" warning! ('ω´*)

"In addition, the user has been creating dissentients against moderators and Pets Channel in the shoutbox."

Dad was feeling bored last night at 2am and he was lurking at the forum. He was browsing the number of male members banned compared to the number of female members banned and he started a conversation on this topic in the shoutbox.

Mod B:- Because woman are generally more bleh bleh blah blah . . . and we do not encourage bad vibes among members etc bleh blah . . .

Dad:- Take a chill pill, it is just a joke don't take it so seriously!

Bootlicker S:- How do you feel if you were "provoked" by someone?

Dad:- Why would anyone provoke me or anyone for that matter in the first place?

Total silence in the shout box . . .

Dad being the potty mouth (or should I say itchy fingers) carry on to make a few more comments in the shoutbox on moderating of the threads in the forum:-

1) Mods should be more lenient especially moderating in the forum call "Agony Aunt" where members are supposedly post to vent on certain things in life!
2) About the recent chats with some doggie friends and most of them commented not going to that forum anymore due to the strict moderating and they have chosen to start a yahoo group(or other forum) for gathering purposes.
3) This is not good for the advertiser(s) in that forum.
4) He ended the night with a last sentence commenting how long will the thread be deleted if he start a topic on "Moderating In That Forum"!

DoDo:- He actually cared for the future of that forum! (_ _)>

"He has also go against the rules of the forum and created multiple accounts for his use. The account "d0glov3r" has also been banned as it's a duplicate account owned by the same person."

Dad:- I woke up this morning and found myself banned for no reason given and thus created this second account just to private message the webmaster. Never to use it to make any posts or complaints. Multiple accounts? What a croak of shit! 怒ε=( メ`ω´)/

The PM to the webmaster is as follows:- "I cannot believe in a democratic society like Singapore ya all still have a communist way of moderating a dog forum! If you think I deserved the banned, please ban this account too! Have a nice day, have a nice life!!"

Needless to say, I was banned 5 secs later . . .

Obviously most of these posts/comments are deleted as of this morning and nothing can be trace back anymore . . .

MoMo:- "Super Pui Club"? Huh? They serve good doggie food there?!? HurHurHur!!! ヾ(^▽^ )ノ

Dad:- We will be at Dogsforum and Doggiesite for future updating of DoMo's life!

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Hort Park, K9 Campus and AKAA Gathering!

Hort Park

Yesterday Cobi Pa/Ma "chio" us go "gaigai" at Hort Park! We reach the park at around 9:30am. It was a little wet but the weather was cooling and we had a great time smelling the flowers and running freely in the grass field!

DoDo:- Why do I need to wear "flower" harness to Hort Park?! Pawrents made me took this picture cos the green room had the same "flower" on my harness . . . duh! (_ _||)


Mum:- MoMo can't keep her mouth/nose off anything, smelling, chewing and nibbling anything she can find in the park. Hopefully the park rangers don't catch her in the act . . . ψ(`∇´)ψ


Dad&Mum:- We love this photo! You can even see a dew-drop on DoDo nose! ( ̄▽ ̄)


K9 Campus

After the morning walk at Hort Park, we went to K9 Kulture Cafe for lunch! They have all kinds of services for Doggies, SPA, grooming, boarding, hoomans cafe and doggie food/snacks at US Bakery! They even have a mini dog-run!! I wish pawents can take us there more often!

DoMo:- Checking out the place!


Dad:- The food is nice too! The cafe uses dog breeds as names for their food! Very interesting!!


MoMo:- Auntie Grace joined us later in the day! Where's Wang & Zoe? We missed them already!! ヾ(^▽^ )ノ


AKAA Gathering

DoDo:- This is a gathering for puppy socializing! Due to my size, I think I had them fooled thinking I'm actually a puppy! Muhahahaha!!

Jumping over that? I had practice jumping over baby gate for the pass 1 year! Piece of cake!!

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MoMo
:- Don't pray pray hor! I also can jump! Some of the Chihuahuas had to crawl below! Nyak! Nyak!! Nyak!!!



DoMo:- Illegal gathering! Somebody dial "999" quick! (シ_ _)シ


MoMo:- I had a stalker on my butt all evening . . . luckily he is my pawrents favorite Chihuahua, I can't snap at him . . . else pawrents will hootz me jialat jialat . . . (´∩`。)


Chevro:- HurHurHur! Irresistible scent from Mo chan! This is basic Instinct!!! ┐(-。ー;)┌

Dad:- This is probably due to MoMo's first heat cycle just ended. The scent might be still lingering! Anyway Chevro smell as long as you want!




Thursday, March 5, 2009

Daily Walks!

DoDo:-Dad&Mum has been watching a lot of videos and reading a lot of books by Cesar Milan "The Dog Whisperer"

MoMo:- The freak that kicked the dogs? ( メ`ω´)

DoDo:- To be fair, the pawrents does not like the kicking part but they did learn a few tricks from him. Especially on "walking" of dogs section!




MoMo
:- GooOooodie Goood! . . . more "gaigai" for us!!
\(^^\)(/^^)/

Mum:- MoMo has been very destructive recently! (Teething already over) We suspect she has no way of releasing her pent up energy and thus bringing them to walk 2 hours daily. Good exercise for the humans too!

DoMo:- Sit/Stay exercise after the 1 hour walk. Ain't we smart doxies? ヾ(^▽^ )ノ


A short video of Mum walking us up the slope of Yishun Park:-


DoDo:- As the hoomans always say "A tired dog is a happy dog"!!! (^ω^ )ノ♥
Dad:- Ya and we have less "mess" to tidy up . . .

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

More Dog Tags & MoMo's "殘念 Look­®"!

After getting the 2 lovely dog tags from Adagio in January (You can view them HERE), Dad&Mum went crazy and bought another 6 more!

They even help some friends to order tags for their dogs too! (DoDo:- They are thinking of charging them extra next time! Evil grinning . . .)

Dad:- Arlow excuse me, your mum helping them for free one hor! (´・ω・`)



DoDo
:- Anyway . . . following up my previous post, I have attached a picture of that "pregnant" MoMo. Pawrents are highly doubt she is preggy as the swelling of nipples/glands has subsided for the past few days.


MoMo:- Dad&Mum has been calling me names! Dunno what "ChaNan" Look"?!? ψ(`∇´)ψ
Mum:- It's "殘念 Look­®"! *Means moody expression, pronounce as "ZanNian"*. Especially after MoMo got rejected from treats or forcing her to put on clothing!! *To prevent her from scratching her swollen nipples* Below are 2 pictures of that expression . . .


MoMo:- Pa! Ma!! KoKo jr came back home last night! See what I did to her? Hurhur!!
All:- (_ _|;)>


DoDo:- I don't care what "殘念 Look­®", as long I have my "Sorrowful Look™" . . . I WIN!! (-。ー;)

Saturday, February 28, 2009

Doggie House & False Pregnancy!

Is it an instinct that dogs love warm & cosy "den"? I'm kinda confused as I have been all along behaving more like a "human" or what the hoomans call "human dog" . . .

As I spend more time with MoMo, it seems that these basic dog instincts are coming back to me!


DoDo:- Warm & cosy "den" plus a furry "pillow" for me . . . ヾ(^▽^ )ノ


MoMo:- Why don't you go back to your bed and sofa! ψ(`∇´)ψ


DoDo:- MoMo has been suspected of having "false pregnancy"! Although it's unlikely she got "pregnant" while we board BonBon in January, the pawrents are bringing her to do an ultrasound (2nd week of March) just to confirm.

Duh! Can you imagine her a 7 month old "kiddo" having babies?

MoMo:- Babies? Can eat one?? ( ̄▽ ̄)ゞ

Sunday, February 22, 2009

An Eventful Weekend!

Saturaday
Tanjong Beach, Urban Pooch & Animal Resort. Pawrents are making up for the lack of socializing/exercise due to MoMo's heat, they went crazy this weekend bringing us to 3 different places over the weekends.

I overheard the hoomans conversation of an unfortunate event that happened at the beach, We just want to wish her( the poor innocent victim) a full & speedy recovery!


DoDo:- Dad has been mumbling to Mum that he is "partly" responsible, if only he had insisted on certain things at the very beginning . . . this dreadful incident might not even happen . . .

Dad:- Hontoni Gomenasai! m(_._)m

MoMo:- Huh? Lunno why ya all lup "mahjong beach" salty waters so much . . . also why Daddy say "Honda kanna sai"?!? *Honda is crap*

Mum:- DUH!! It means "Very Sorry" in Japanese! Nothing to do with "Honda"!!! (_ _|;)>

DoMo:- Why the shore is still so far away after paddling for 10mins?!?!
Dad:- Secret! "Mai ka li gong!!" *Not gonna tell ya!* (^▽^ )


Sunday
DoDo:- Animal Resort at Seletar Farmway has lots of animals! Dogs, Rabbits, Peacocks and Goats! MoMo went beserk and tug the leash so hard she almost choke herself!

Mum:- You also tug very hard!

MoMo:- We met up with one clicker trainer. I am supposed to go for obedience training to get a certificate for application to become a "therapy dog"! Auntie Jaz is very friendly & chatty, I lup her! (^ω^♥)

DoDo:- Mo chan first time on agility equipment. Look at the face, what a disgrace to Dachshunds! (`ω´*)
MoMo:- Eeek! Lis is scary!! Closed my eyes and scream:- "Daddddddddyyyyyyyyyy help moi"!!!

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Post Operation Update!

DoDo:- It's been 3 weeks after my spaying operation! I'm alive and kicking! w00t!! Eating well and sleeping well. (Mum:- Ya like a pig!)

DoDo:- Dad has taken some post operation pictures, the wound healed pretty well and the scar is almost invisible now!

MoMo:- Cos I licked it everyday! ψ(`∇´)ψ







DoDo:- Here they are! Dr. Kenneth Tong "sewing" skills is pretty good!
MoMo:- Dr. Kenneth! (^ω^♥)ノ "Ah Bu Qiu, Ahhh Buuu Qiu" It's will be my turn 2 months later!


MoMo:- Daddy is playing with the camera settings lately, trying to capture some of my "tongue" action!
Dad:- Failed miserably though! Any gurus for DSLR settings for capturing movements please help!!


DoDo:- Dad got pissed playing around the settings, in the end he go for fully auto mode for newbie! (muhahahahaaa)


Dad:- . . . . . . ( メ`ω´)